Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Good Riddance



Dear Bug:

It's nothing personal, but I can't honestly state it's been a pleasure being your host for the last few days. Matter'n fact, you've been a pain. Right to the very core.

Your limited stay has resulted in weariness, nap taking, sniffles, dry mouth, painful coughing, chills, overall achiness, loss of appetite, aversion to coffee, apathy, unproductiveness, grumpiness, suspect driving habits, excessive pill taking, watery eyes, incredibly sore abs from hacking coughs in the middle of the night, restlessness, general uncomfortability, hot and cold flashes, thick-headedness and fogginess beyond comprehension.

Oh ... I understand. It's what you do. But the time has come for you to high-tail it out of my body. I'm done. I'm done with everything you've created to make yourself comfortable while you've taken up residence.

Days ago, I should have pulled out "the secret weapon"; it's just been so long since last I was sick, I'd forgotten what a strong, potent ally the secret weapon was.

That's right:

Here come the garlic pills.

They rid the body of all foreign inhabitants, as you well know. I just wish I would have taken them a lot sooner than today.

Again, it's nothing personal, but this I can honestly state: I will be glad to see you take your leave, post haste.

Good riddance.

.................. Ruprecht ( STOP )


10 comments:

ashtond said...

dude..wouldn't it suck to really have an internal parasite..like flukes or tape worms...gives me the willies just thinkin bout it

Wildhair said...

Rupe, I have missed you. I took your comments on my blog as sign you were up and feeling a little better.

PG said...

oh, I hear you brother! I hear you!

perpstu said...

I hope the little bug hits the road soon! Feel better Rupe....

Devyl Gyrl said...

I have heard of all kinds of secret weapons. Garlic pills? That's a new one on me!

Feel better.

Oh, tea: lemon, honey, echinacea. Nuff said.

Anonymous said...

Hope you are feeling better Rupe.

SPB

jaime said...

sorry you are/were sick. Try taking pure acai berry juice- it's amazing stuff.

askatknits said...

I did not know this about garlic - hmmm, must be why I am rarely sick... I have enough garlic in my system to choke an elephant, just sayin'!

Fear and Parenting in Las Vegas said...

*sniff sniff* Hmmm, and I was wondering why I was craving Italian.

Fear and Parenting in Las Vegas said...

*sniff sniff* Hmmm, and I was wondering why I was craving Italian.