Wednesday, December 21, 2011

2 Quarters, 2 Dimes


You have to pause for a second and consider the ramifications of the above image. I've provided a few below ... and it's by no means an exhaustive list:

  • The paper it was printed on ...
  • The ink used to print it ...
  • The machinery used to create it...
  • The manner in which it was processed ...
  • The many hands it took to handle it ...
  • The envelope it came housed in ...
  • The stamp which enabled its journey ...
  • The method in which it was delivered ...
  • The entire history of this one single item ...

I'm going to stop this process right here, right in the middle of its tracks.

You see, I think it's rather ridiculous for it to continue its natural course. A seemingly logical conclusion will just have to be cut off at the knees.

And I don't think it will hurt one whit ...

................. Ruprecht (STOP)

2 comments:

bronsont said...

But, but, but without sending the check there would have been a credit balance on the account forever.

Some $150,000 per year twerp would have looked at it monthly and spent at least 23 seconds per month, at $1.25 per second, considering if a check should be sent. Therefore over a year the Twerp Expense of $345.00 far outweighs the cost of issuing and mailing said check.

Please don't hesitate to call if we can be of further assistance in this matter.

:-)

kevin21 said...
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