You have to pause for a second and consider the ramifications of the above image. I've provided a few below ... and it's by no means an exhaustive list:
- The paper it was printed on ...
- The ink used to print it ...
- The machinery used to create it...
- The manner in which it was processed ...
- The many hands it took to handle it ...
- The envelope it came housed in ...
- The stamp which enabled its journey ...
- The method in which it was delivered ...
- The entire history of this one single item ...
I'm going to stop this process right here, right in the middle of its tracks.
You see, I think it's rather ridiculous for it to continue its natural course. A seemingly logical conclusion will just have to be cut off at the knees.
And I don't think it will hurt one whit ...
................. Ruprecht (STOP)
2 comments:
But, but, but without sending the check there would have been a credit balance on the account forever.
Some $150,000 per year twerp would have looked at it monthly and spent at least 23 seconds per month, at $1.25 per second, considering if a check should be sent. Therefore over a year the Twerp Expense of $345.00 far outweighs the cost of issuing and mailing said check.
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