Of course I have many questions. Such as:
- When, exactly, did I become so forgetful?
- When did the library begin this service?
- When did the need for such a reminder suddenly manifest itself, let alone an advanced notice?
Oh ... wait. Here's a better question:
Why the hell is the Arcadia library contacting me at two-freakin'-fifteen in the morning ... ?!???!?
So ... I began to wonder:
- Can I begin to expect notification of expirations on my store-bought milk, eggs and other products?
- Do I need a little chime to *ting, ting, ting* me when the toilet paper roll is dangerously low?
- Should there be a scrolling indicator warning me that a mere 4 1/2 minutes are left of a program I'm watching on television?
- Should I get a telegram or somesuch from some unknown party that, say, my dinner is nearing completion?
Depending on the situation, I have a responsibility to remember certain things. In the case of checking items out at the library, I not only have the responsibility of remembering to return them - in whatever manner I deem appropriate - but the common courtesy to do so that fellow patrons may benefit from their borrowance as well. The last time I took stock of such, it comes with the privilege of borrowing.
Now? I'm on a mission to find the responsible party(s) who pinged me in the wee small hours of the morning with this "helpful little note" ...
........................ Ruprecht ( STOP* )
*Stop sending me pointless notifications at 2:15 a.m.
*Stop sending me pointless notifications at 2:15 a.m.
3 comments:
If I have a program scheduled to record, my TV (or the dish box, or whatever it is) gives me a 2-minute countdown. Personally, I'd like a notification that someone has taken the last roll of TP (or box of tissues, or paper towels) out of the cupboard, so that when the current one runs out I won't go looking at Mother Hubbard's Cupboard and find nothing there.
Maybe you should log off your computer and or phone during sleepy time. *snort*
Personally I think I could benefit from all the devices you mentioned. Because I'm a lazy person.
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