"What do you guys want to do today?" I asked both the girls.
"Let's go toilet paper somebody's house! That would be cool!" said the littlest.
"Are you goofy? It's snowing outside."
"That's what would make it cool! It would make it that much harder to clean up!"
"Hello! It's snowing outside! You wouldn't be able to see a toilet-papered house that's white with snow. Did you forget toilet paper is also white?"
"We could dye it a different color ..."
"When you wipe your butt it disintegrates. So how in the world are you going to dye toilet paper ... ?!??"
*raucous laughter*
.......... Ruprecht ( STOP )
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