I turned off the kitchen faucet after doing the dishes and I heard whispering ...
*whisper whisper whisper*
Me: "What are you two whispering about?"
In unison: "Nothing!"
Me: "'Nothing' ... ??? What's the point of whispering about nothing? Come on. You had to have been whispering about something ..."
Daughter #1: "Well, we were whispering about ... whispering."
Me: "That's dumb. Who would do that? Who would whisper about whispering?"
Daughter #2: "We would, that's who ..."
Daughter #1: "And if it's so dumb, why would they have invented whispering?"
.......... Ruprecht ( STOP )
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